Bette Midler released an updated version of Woody Guthrie's 1944 anti-fascist anthem that calls Trump a pedophile protector and rallies fans ahead of the nationwide No Kings marches on March 28. The White House responded by having a spokesman with degrees from his dad's unaccredited university call journalists 'glue-sniffing interns.'
Jimmy Kimmel read a 2016 Trump tweet attacking Obama over TSA chaos and golf — a tweet that now perfectly describes Trump's own presidency. "If Donald Trump ever met President Trump, he would hate him," Kimmel said.
The ACLU teamed up with Bruce Springsteen for a national ad campaign set to "Born in the U.S.A." as the Supreme Court prepares to hear arguments on April 1 over Trump's executive order attempting to end birthright citizenship. Every court that's reviewed the order so far has blocked it.