Saturday Night Live opened this week’s show with James Austin Johnson’s Donald Trump announcing “Happy World War III to all who celebrate,” mocking the president’s decision to launch military strikes on Iran just hours before the live broadcast.

The sketch cut right to the heart of what critics have been saying about Trump’s official justification for the attack—that Iran was on the verge of developing nuclear weapons.

“As we all know, Iran has been two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon,” SNL’s Trump said, “for like the last 15 years or something.”

Then came the real punch. Singing to the tune of Edwin Starr’s 1970 anti-war anthem, fake Trump belted out: “War: What is it good for? Distracting from the Epstein files!”

That’s not just a joke—it’s the theory that’s been circulating since Trump posted an unhinged eight-minute Truth Social video at 4 a.m. Saturday morning announcing the strikes. In the real video, Trump claimed Iran was “developing long range missiles that can now threaten our very good friends and allies in Europe, our troops stationed overseas, and could soon reach the American homeland.”

The Epstein connection isn’t subtle. The Department of Justice has released over 3.5 million pages of Epstein-related documents, and according to one count, Trump’s name appears in them more than a million times. Trump has denied any knowledge of the sex trafficker’s crimes, though the two were photographed together at Mar-a-Lago with Ghislaine Maxwell back in 2000.

SNL’s Trump also had an explanation for why he announced a war at 2 a.m. on a Saturday.

“One: it’s after the stock market closes for the weekend,” he said. “And two: it’s to cause immeasurable fear, rage, and chaos in the SNL writers’ room.”

The show acknowledged that the writers had to scrap their planned cold open about Trump’s State of the Union address from Tuesday when the Iran news dropped.

“Put the whole thing in the trash and start fresh,” SNL’s Trump gloated. “We love that for them.”

This isn’t the first time SNL has gone after Trump over the Epstein documents—the show has repeatedly mocked his denials since the first batch was released in November. But linking a potential war to distraction politics is about as pointed as network television gets.